Ooh, the excitement!

Win one of ten advance proof copies of Kate Long's fantastic new novel

SWALLOWING GRANDMA, publishing in hardback in June 2005.

Be the first on your block to read the new book from this bestselling

author.

True to form, it's another perceptive, vivid and painfully funny novel

about two unforgettable characters - 18-year-old Katherine and her pushing

seventy, half-blind and utterly poisonous grandma, Poll.

Gotta have it?

Then simply send us an email to f.stewart@macmillan.co.uk with your name and,

to make it a little more interesting, please include a favourite expression of

your own grandmother.

Good luck!

Winners will be notified by email. The contest closes on March 31st 2005.