A modern Christmas tale from the Poet Laureate, with illustrations by Posy Simmonds.

With her husband, Ebenezer, now ‘doornail dead’, the coldest Christmas Eve on record finds Mrs Scrooge outside the supermarket, protesting against consumerism and waste. ‘Spoilsport!’ shout the passersby as they load up their shopping carts with Christmas goodies. Just as Ebenezer did, Mrs Scrooge keeps to her frugal ways . . . but with the current state of the world, perhaps Mrs Scrooge has the right idea.