@Hermyoni Just hit 'like' before realising that it's now really, really obvious that I just searched myself on Twitter. #slinksawayinshame
by @ConsummateChaos - 17 hours ago
@millymollymo Have one for me!
by @ConsummateChaos - 19 hours ago
RT @jk_rowling: I wish the International Olympic Committee would praise me for winning gold in the four-man bobsleigh. https://t.co/0zE4Peh…
by @ConsummateChaos - 2 days ago
A few rambling thoughts on Trump and the power of protest. https://t.co/vFWEb0T6sI
by @ConsummateChaos - 4 days ago
The #tinytrump hashtag is making me laugh. Also @TrumpDraws and @donaeldunready I am easily amused. And he is easily annoyed.
by @ConsummateChaos - 6 days ago
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