RT @chs_bronz_dofe: Great DofE Award night. Many thanks to @LiquidThinker for being guest of honour. Congratulations to all award recipient…
by @LiquidThinker - 6 hours ago
Nothing brings a groups of arseholes together more than something that's none of their business.
by @LiquidThinker - 9 hours ago
I asked my wife to get me a newspaper.
"Don't be silly," she said. "Use the iPad."
The poor spider didn't have a clue what had hit it.
by @LiquidThinker - 11 hours ago
If at first you don't succeed, then remove all evidence that you tried in the first place.
by @LiquidThinker - 12 hours ago
Where do you sit?
by @LiquidThinker - 14 hours ago
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