Mock the Week: Brand Spanking New Scenes We’d Like to See

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Modern life is a minefield. Fortunately, the creators of Mock the Week are here to give you advice on the important things in life: from office etiquette to camping holidays, the worst things to hear while sitting on the toilet -- and what not to say when passing through Customs . . . Categories include:

Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: 'Could whoever that is stop knocking, I'm trying to do the Eulogy!'

Unlikely Things to Say on Your First Day in Prison: 'How thoughtful! Someone's left a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of my cell.'

Guide to Keeping Tropical Fish: For a special treat, pour a smoothie slowly into the fish tank. They love that.

Mountaineering Tips: Try to make sure you are accompanied by an experienced mountaineer or, failing that, someone really fat who will make for a soft landing.

Medical Self-Diagnosis: If it comes out faster than gravity would normally allow, then there's something wrong.

About Dan Patterson

Dan Patterson is a highly successful award-winning TV Producer. Amongst other well known shows he is responsible for the highly successful show Whose Line Is It Anyway and the satirical panel show Mock the Week with co-writer Mark Leveson.

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Mock the Week
Mock the Week's Ultimate Panic-Buy!
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