David Crystal works from his home in Holyhead, North Wales, as a writer, editor, lecturer and broadcaster. He has published extensively on the history and development of English, including The Stories of English, Evolving English and Spell It Out: The Singular Story of English Spelling. He and his son Ben joined forces to co-write You Say Potato and The Oxford Illustrated Dictionary of Shakespeare. He held a chair at the University of Reading for ten years, and is Honorary Professor of Linguistics at the University of Bangor. He was 'Master of Original Pronunciation' at Shakespeare's Globe in London for its productions of Romeo and Juliet and Troilus and Cressida in 2004-5, and has since acted as an accent consultant for other such productions worldwide.
Beloved children's author Roald Dahl invented over 500 words and character names. We've mixed them up with some of the weird and wonderful English dialect words from David Crystal's The Disappearing Dictionary to see if you can tell the difference.
Listen to how thousands of people around the world say the word 'potato'.
Wherever you go in the English-speaking world, there are linguistic riches from times past awaiting rediscovery. All you have to do is choose a location, find some old documents, and dig a little.
English language weekend update - 19 days ago
One never knows, with a new idea like this, whether it will appeal, or whether the people who have asked for it will actually come, given all the uncertainties in life that have to be managed. The purpose of the Early Bird registration was to establish whether, as they say, we have a 'goer'. That period is now over, and I'm pleased to report that we do.I'm told by the Ucheldre Centre that enough people took advantage of Early Bird registration to make the event viable. So it's definitely on, and I'm very much looking forward to it. It looks to be a very mixed group, with attendees coming from as far away as Japan, along with several English-language teachers from the UK. The variety of backgrounds will I think add greatly to the occasion, and I'm really looking forward to it.Details about the event can be found in the previous post. Places can be reserved by contacting the Ucheldre Centre Box Office: [email protected]phone: (+44) 1407 763361 (10 am - 5 pm weekdays, 2 - 5 pm Sundays)
On an English language weekend - 3 months ago
On myths and the making of the OED - 6 months ago
On Mundolingua - one year ago
Last week I finally managed to get to see the amazing Mundolingua - the language museum in Paris founded by Mark Oremland a couple of years ago. I don't use the adjective lightly. He has managed to pack into two floors of a small building a remarkable array of pictures, books, artefacts, and interactive facilities relating to language, languages, and linguistics, all presented in a user-friendly and multingual way.I had a personal interest in making my visit, as Mark describes his museum as a three-dimensional representation of my Cambridge Encyclopedia of Language. That may have been the starting-point, but in its range of illustrations the museum now goes well beyond what is in my book. And the ingenuity of the presentations has to be experienced.Mundolingua is a must-see. It's on the south bank, and easy to find. Aim for the church of Saint Sulpice. Stand in front of it and Rue Servandoni is just around the corner on your right. A few metres down and Mundolingua is on your right. At the other end of the street are the Luxembourg gardens.The museum is open every day between 10:00 and 19:00, with a modest entrance fee of just a few euros. Don't rush the visit. There is so much material that a language buff could spend a whole day here - or even two - exploring the collections in detail. The day I was there a group of visitors was sitting around a sociolinguistic exhibit with headphones, happily listening to usages in various languages. Another couple was by the phonetics chart copying the IPA sounds represented there.I spent some time trying the braille quiz: a chart in front of you gives you all the braille letter codes, and then you place your hands under a cover and feel the message hidden there. I thought it would be easy and found it really challenging.Mark has succeeded where other language museum projects, conceived on a larger scale, have failed. In a post on this blog in 2013I described some of them, all of which have not gone ahead, usually for lack of financial support. Mundolingua is the exception, and it needs all the support it can get. The day I visited there were quite a few people looking around, but there are days, I was told, when there are no visitors at all. So spread the news. Tour Eiffel? Tick. Louvre? Tick. Mundolingua? Tick.
On a dialect labour of love, and a Hopkins illustration - one year ago
The Disappearing Dictionary (2015) has just been published in paperback. It was my attempt to celebrate the amazing English Dialect Dictionary compiled by Joseph Wright over a century ago - a dictionary that has been unjustly neglected. But not any more. Wright has been brought into the internet age by a team from the English Department at the University of Innsbruck (Dr Reinhard Heuberger, Dr Manfred Markus), who have put the whole work (all six volumes of it) online in a beautifully presented searchable website at EDD Online. It has taken them ages, but what a resource we now have! Anyone interested in English dialects will revel in it.
I revelled, a few months ago. I was asked to give the annual Gerard Manley Hopkins lecture at Liverpool Hope University, so I chose as my subject to follow up the clue seen in a letter written by Hopkins to his mother on 13 March 1888:
'I am making a collection of Irish words and phrases for the great English Dialect Dictionary, and am in correspondence with the editor.'
No copy of what he sent has been found in his collected papers. Several scholars, as a consequence, have tried to find them all, but with around 117,500 senses in the Dictionary as a whole, many of which take up many columns, it was not an easy task. Norman Mackenzie was one who began to wade through the EDD, but gave up. Norman White, in English Studies 68/4 (1987) found 89 locations. Did he find them all?
Hopkins must have impressed Wright, for he is not listed in the lists of voluntary readers or correspondents, but in the 'list of unprinted collections of dialect words quoted in the dictionary by the initials of the compilers'. A member of the dialect elite, in other words. And an early one: Wright wasn't approached to be editor until mid-1887 (there's a letter from Professor Skeat, 13 June, reprinted in his wife's biography, The Life of Joseph Wright), so Hopkins must have been one of the earliest contributors if he was in correspondence just nine months later.
Thanks to EDD Online, it proved an easy matter to find a named contributor. I simply typed the string G.M.H. into the appropriate search box, and up came the answer. There are 92 entries attributed to him. Norman White was almost right.
Wright used 49 of Hopkins' examples; the rest are shown simply as G.M.H. In one entry (become) it's unclear just how much of the preceding text came from Hopkins. In (chiuc) and (uncared), Hopkins is the only evidence for the entry.
Other points. The list shows an awareness of dialect grammar (containing grammatical words such as and, be, but), as well as lexical items. Two entries are observations rather than illustrations: avail of, hockey. Three entries show his personal background very well: bloody wars, boy, and especially (and amusingly) craw. And most of the entries relate to words beginning with A, B, and C. Evidently other events in Hopkins' life soon took him away from dialects.
able for, fit to cope withIreland. Ah, he'd never be able for the attornies, Paddiana (1848) I.28
admire at Limerick. 'Tis to be admired at - such a long distance traversed between Ireland and America so fast.
afraid, conj, lest, for fear thatDublin. Run indoors, God bless you, for afraid the cows'd run over you [said to a child by a man driving cows]
after, prep, behindIreland. I left him after me.
after, when used with a progressive tense to indicate a completed action. Ireland. I am after dining [I have dined]
to be after, (5) the word also conveys the idea of a state or condition in the immediate future, and (6) of a recently completed action(5) Ireland. The child is after the measles. (6) I am after my dinner.
again, adv, at a future time, by-and-byIreland. I didn't do it yet, but I'll do it again.
alannah, sb, Ireland. my childAlana, properly 'my child'; used as a friendly or affectionate word of address, especially to the speaker's junior
all out, adv, completely, altogether, fullyIreland. Not far from sixty [years of age], if he was not sixty all out.
and, conj, to introduce a nominative absolute, sometimes with ellipsis of v.Ireland. See all the people and they laughing! How could I say it an' me an me oath? [said by a witness before the Times Allegations Commission] Kildare. I walked in the garden, and hid [it] in bloom [it being in bloom], Oral ballad.
any more, for the futureNorthern Ireland. A servant being instructed how to act, will answer, 'I will do it any more'.
arrah, int, an exclamation of surpriseTipperary. 'Arrah, sweet myself!' said a youth after making a good hit at cricket, as he thought, unheard.
at, prep, motion to, arrival at a place or conditionIreland. To call at [visit a person].
at all, used in positive clauses; absolutely, altogetherIreland. It's the greatest fun at all.
at all, at allLimerick. GMH [no example]
avail of, to take advantage of. Ireland. Used freely in all newspapers.
ballyrag, v, to abuse violently, to scold or revile in bad languageIreland. GMH [no example]
bang, v, to beat, surpass, excel, outdoIreland. That bangs Bannagher, and Bannagher bangs the devil [Bannagher is a town in King's County]
be, prep, forming the first unemphatic syllable of oathsIreland. Begorra, bedad, begonnies. If your bees are as big as ponies and your hives no bigger than ours are, how do your bees get into your bee-hives? - Begob, that's their own affair, Pop. story. [also used as the example at begob]
become, v, in phr. it well becomesTipperary. Ironical phr. 'Well becomes me, &c., that is, 'And a fool I am for my pains.' It may govern a v. with to, expressing what it was that was foolishly done; as, ' 'Twell becomes me to have taken all that trouble.' (GMH) [unclear which bits are GMH's]
bedad, int, An exclamation, a disguised oath. Ireland. GMH [no example]
begob, int, uses the same example as in be above
begonnies, int, an exclamationGMH [no example shown here: see be above]
begorra, int [no example shown here: see be above]
behold, v, in phr. behold you, and behold you of it, mark you, do not overlook this point. Ireland. GMH [no example]
bet, v, past tense of beatIreland. GMH [no example, and no other Irish example given]
better, adv, in phr, I am better to, I had better, it is better for me to. Ireland. GMH [no example]
beyond, adv, yonder, outsideGMH [no example]
beyond, in phr, beyond the beyond(s), unexpected, incredible, out of the way; a very out-of-the-way place. GMH [no example]
blarney, sb, persuasive talk, flattery, humbug. GMH [no example]
Blarney-stone, in phr, to have taken a lick of the Blarney-stone, to have the gift of flattery or persuasiveness. Ireland. A certain stone in the walls of Castle Blarney in Co. Cork, the kissing or licking of which is fabled to convey the gift of blarney.
blarney, v, to flatter, persuade; to wheedleIreland. GMH [no example]
blood, sb, in phr. blood or blur and ounsGMH [no example]
bloody wars, adj, serious consequences; also used as an exclamation of annoyance. Ireland. If the Pope makes Dr. X. Archbishop there'll be bloody wars.
bo, sb, in bo-man, a name used to frighten children. Ireland. GMH N.I. [no example, and no other Irish example given]
bodach, sb, an old man; a churlIreland. GMH [no example]
bold, adj, Of children: naughty fractious, ill-behaved. Ireland. GMH [no example]
boodie, sb, in boodie-man, a bugbear, a bogeyIreland. GMH [no example, and no other Irish example given]
boreen, sb, a narrow lane, a byroad; a passage. Ireland. He hasn't sense enough to drive a pig down a boreen.
bosthoon, sb, a big, awkward fellow; a witless, senseless, tactless fellow. Ireland. GMH [no example]
bouchal, sb, a boy; a youth or young man. Ireland. two instances of GMH [no example]; also buachailin [no example]
boy, sb, a male human being of any age and condition, esp, if unmarriedTipperary. There's a boy over from the Pope, and Archbishop Croke went on his knees to him [said by a Tipperary man of Monsignior Persico, the Commissary Apostolic 1888]
bring, v, in bring and take, fetch and carry. Ireland. GMH [no example, and no other Irish example given]
bugaboo, sb, a hobgoblin, ghost; an imaginary object of terror. Ireland. GMH [no example, and no other Irish example given]
busy, adj, in to be busy growing, to grow fast. Ireland. The corn is busy growing.
but, conj, just, only, though; used as an exclamation. Louth. It is but! - It isn't but!
but, in phr, be done or damned but, actually, really; used as an exclamation. Ireland. They won't send you a bailiff with the writ; no, but it's by post it would come, be done but.
cailey, sb, a call, friendly visit, chat, gossip among neighbours. Meath, Dublin, Kildare. To go on caley [to go about gossiping]
call, v, in call to, to call on, pay a visitIreland. GMH [no example]
call, v. in call to, to check, chideIreland. Call to this fellow; he is hitting me.
care, v, to take care of, to tend. Ireland. To care a horse or a room.
carry, v, to take, convey, conduct. Ireland. 'If you are going out will you carry us with you?' said by schoolboys to their master. That is the wagonette we carried to Powerscourt.
castle-top, sb, a peg-top. Galway. GMH [no example]
cess, sb, a rate, tax. Ireland. County cess, borough cess.
cess, sb, luck, success, gen. used in comb, Bad cess, bad luck. Ireland. GMH [no example]
chiuc, sb, Ireland. A hook or sickle to shear or cut grass with. Antrim. Go and get me the chiuc till I shear some grass. [sole example for the entry]
clifted, pp, fallen or thrown over a cliff. Ireland. GMH [no example]
clout, sb, a nail. Ireland. Heavy shoe-nail.
coat, sb, in phr with his coat buttoned behind, looking like a fool. Ireland. Here comes Paddy from Cork with his coat buttoned behind.
cod, v, to sham, humbug, hoax, impose upon, lie. Ireland. GMH [no example]
cod, sb, a humbug; a hoax, imposition, lie. Ireland. GMH [no example]
cod, v, to sham, humbugIreland. GMH [no example]
cod, sb, a simpleton, dupe. Ireland. GMH [no example]
compliment, sb, a favour conferring an obligation; the obligation so contracted. Dublin. 'He is not a man that I should like to be under a compliment to' - said of someone of whom it was proposed to ask a favour.
conacre, sb, to hire or let land 'in conacre'. Ireland. GMH [no example]
conacre, v, the sub-letting of land to a tenant, who acquires the use of the land to raise one or two crops and nothing further. Ireland. GMH [no example]
convenient, adj, near. Ireland. GMH [no example]
couple, sb, a few, several, more than two. Ireland. 'I cursed (or 'was drunk') a couple of times' means I have done so now and then.
craw, sb, in comp craw-thumper, a term of ridicule for a very devout person, who, in praying, beats his breast. Ireland. Lit. one who thumps, heavily beats, the craw, the breast, in saying the confiteor or other prayers.
creel, sb, a turf-cart, crateIreland. GMH [no example]
creepie, sb, a low, three-legged stoool, gen. used by children. Ireland. GMH [no example]
croft, sb, a glass water-bottle for the table or bedroom. Ireland. GMH [no example]
cruel, adv, used as an intensive: exceedingly, very. Dublin. I'm powerful weak but cruel easy [I am very weak but quite at my ease], said by a sickman. A cruel good lady.
cruiskeen, sb, a small jug for holding liquor; a pitcher. Ireland. GMH [no example]
cry, v, in phr cry the mare, a ritual shouted by the first farm-workers in a parish to finish the harvest. Ireland. GMH [no example]
go with, v, fall over. Waterford. GMH [no example, and no other Irish example given]
have, v, followed by a direct object and pp.Ireland. 'I am sorry I have kept your book so long.' 'It is no matter: I had it read.' That woman has me annoyed. She has my heart broke.
hockey, sb, a harvest-home or supper; the last load in harvest. Ireland. The game also called 'Hooky' and 'Crying the Mare'.
let, v, used as an auxiliary with the second person imperative, instead of do.Limerick. Let you go this way and I will go that.
let, v, in let round a dicad, to recite a decade of the rosary. Ireland. GMH [no example, and no other Irish example given]
let on, v, to pretend, feign; to make a pretence or show of. Ireland. One of the conspirators who murdered Caesar 'let on to pleas for his brother.' 'I didn't let on to hear,' I pretended not to hear.
let, v, to give out, emit; to utter, give forth. Ireland. He let a shout.
on, in phr to blame on, to lay the blame on. Ireland. GMH [no example]
rise, v, to raise, cause to rise; to lift up; to rouse, stir up. Ireland. They rose a cheer. God will rise me a friend.
shall, v, used in the 1st person to express will or intention. Dublin. He should have his meat tender. His meat should be tender.
shall, v, used to express insistence or duty. Dublin. 'Leave it in my room.' 'I shall, Ireland.'
times, sb, in phr a couple of times, occasionally; more than once.Ireland. GMH [no example, and no other Irish example given]
uncared, adj, Ireland. Untended; uncared for. GMH [no example, and no other Irish example given] [sole reference for the entry]
will, aux v. Preterite. Used instead of 'could'. Ireland. They had fever on board and they would not be allowed to land [and the people on shore would not allow them to]
will, aux v. Used for 'should have'. Ireland. 'I sat where I should have seen him' becomes 'where I would see him'
yees, pron, you; used when speaking to more than one person. Dublin. How long did yiz get?
yerrah, int, an exclamation of surprise. Limerick. Yerra, be aisy! [Come, be easy.]
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