David Whitehouse is an award-winning novelist, journalist and screenwriter. His first novel, Bed, won the 2012 Betty Trask Award and was published in eighteen languages, and his second novel, Mobile Library, won the Jerwood Fiction Uncovered Prize. David writes regularly for the Guardian and The Times and is editor-at-large of ShortList magazine. Originally from Warwickshire, he now lives in London
@HeyDanJude Crusty O'Foreskin's Irish Bar.
by @d_whitehouse - 10 hours ago
God you're just like all the other sinks I've ever been out with https://t.co/GJ3L44weCh
by @d_whitehouse - yesterday
Strip Philip Green of his knighthood. Punish him by no longer pretending he's a knight. He doesn't kill dragons or save princesses now.
by @d_whitehouse - 2 days ago
Part of Olly Murs' wikipedia page titled Philanthropy says 'He appeared on celeb Deal or No Deal, where he won 50p for his chosen charity'
@racheltunnard the cruel irony is that my farm has gone to shit.
by @d_whitehouse - 5 days ago
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