David Whitehouse is an award-winning novelist, journalist and screenwriter. His first novel, Bed, won the 2012 Betty Trask Award and was published in eighteen languages, and his second novel, Mobile Library, won the Jerwood Fiction Uncovered Prize. David writes regularly for the Guardian and The Times and is editor-at-large of ShortList magazine. Originally from Warwickshire, he now lives in London
They should have made David Cameron deliver that letter, on his hands and knees with it held between the cheeks of his shivering arse.
by @d_whitehouse - 17 hours ago
Britain. Looking you right in the eye as it sets about it's own balls with a hammer drill.
by @d_whitehouse - 18 hours ago
If there are two things James Dyson thinks we can do without, it's EU membership and hoover bags.
by @d_whitehouse - 2 days ago
@AnnaDotHart It's the part I was born to play.
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