Jenny Lawson is an award-winning and hugely popular columnist and blogger her blog, www.thebloggess.com, receives 2-3 million page views every month and she has over 220,000 followers on Twitter. She has been called the funniest woman alive (by at least three people), one of the most progressive womens voices of our time (by an acclaimed feminist writer), and totally inappropriate (by Marie Claire). Jenny lives in Texas with her husband and daughter.
Leaving. Victor says I was fine, "all things considered." It's just that there are a lot more things considered in my case. Fair enough.
by @TheBloggess - 6 hours ago
IT'S ALL OR NOTHING, VICTOR.
by @TheBloggess - 7 hours ago
Victor left me next to the CEO. I talked about clown porn and 2 girls 1 cup. I've had too much vodka. Victor is not pleased. #introvertlife
Well, next to a marsh. If I was in the marsh I'd be dead. According to Victor who kept me from jumping over the edg… https://t.co/PQYLHLJLbG
by @TheBloggess - 9 hours ago
One hour into the holiday party: talked to 3 people. Panicked. Currently sitting in a marsh. #introvertlife
jennythebloggess - 3 days ago
YOU MARRIED AN INTROVERT. http://thebloggess.com/2016/12/07/the-man-really-is-a-saint-but-hes-killing-me-slowly/
jennythebloggess - 4 days ago
I'm not sure how long it'll last but Furiously Happy is just $3.99 on kindle at the moment: http://amzn.to/2hemGhb
jennythebloggess - 5 days ago
Things I'm giving away today to combat all the BS in the world: http://thebloggess.com/2016/12/05/hey-do-you-need-some-help/ Dorothy Barker not included.
Hey. Let's try something. Not sure if this will work but I know that there are a lot of people during the holidays who wish they could reach out and become friends with others (but from a distance because most of us are terrible introverts) so I'm leaving this post as an open thread in case any of you want to become friends with each other. Or maybe you just want to send out a message of hope to others. Or maybe you want to find someone like you to bond with. Or to exchange cards with. Or to just say hi to. So this thread is left open for whatever you like. Do with it what you will. Thank you for being my friend.
jennythebloggess - 6 days ago
Spellcheck ruins everything and is trying to destroy me: http://thebloggess.com/2016/12/04/spellcheck-is-a-bit-of-an-asshole/
The man really is a saint. But he’s killing me slowly. - 3 days ago
A conversation I just had with Victor where I respond entirely in gifs and we still don’t get divorced. Victor: Are you awake? Wake up. Listen. I need you to take your anti-anxiety meds and come be social with a bunch of very nice strangers. … Continue reading →
Hey. Do you need something? - 5 days ago
Okay. Next week we’re doing the 7th Annual James Garfield Miracle. Every year I think it will be the last and every year the people who were helped in the past ask me if it’s going on again because they’re … Continue reading →
Spellcheck is a bit of an asshole. - 6 days ago
Today I got an email from a friend and it said, “Just thinking of you today, diarrhea. How ya doing?” and I was like, “I was doing better before you called me ‘diarrhea’? Is that your pet name for me? Because … Continue reading →
Hey, crazy. Let’s be friends. - 9 days ago
Today I was driving to my shrink and it’s sort of a long, twisty, weird road to get there and I noticed another car driving in front of me for several minutes and eventually he pulled into my shrink’s parking lot before me. … Continue reading →
Possibly the weirdest thing I ever got in the mail and that’s really saying something - 11 days ago
Yesterday I picked up my mail from my post office box and it was mainly books and bills and sweet letters and strange, lovely gifts but there was one box that sort of stood out because it was enormous and inside was a … Continue reading →
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