Jenny Lawson is an award-winning and hugely popular columnist and blogger her blog, www.thebloggess.com, receives 2-3 million page views every month and she has over 220,000 followers on Twitter. She has been called the funniest woman alive (by at least three people), one of the most progressive womens voices of our time (by an acclaimed feminist writer), and totally inappropriate (by Marie Claire). Jenny lives in Texas with her husband and daughter.
If this week is hard for you, read this distraction: https://t.co/pW3VSgSbBC #cakestillexists
by @TheBloggess - yesterday
Scarlett O'Hare-a? Hedda Hopper? https://t.co/U1mEiUGXbG
That's Nicole Squidman. Victor got her in Japan. https://t.co/RGk4Y2lYP9
"AND I HELPED." - Dorothy Barker. (She didn't help. She ate a dowel.) https://t.co/zIbvEKYHwv
Tonight I put this nightstand together myself and it only cost $47, three hours, a pound of sweat and all of my fin… https://t.co/UJHD4zcrzQ
jennythebloggess - yesterday
This update makes me furiously happy: https://www.donorschoose.org/project/crowes-books-not-just-tech-part-2/2208926/?utm_source=dc&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=feedback_proposalphotos&rf=email-system-2017-01-feedback_proposalphotos-donor&pma=true&pmaType=photos&pmaId=2714993&pmaHash=NbITRc7T%2BWMEubpWAZLeLw%3D%3D&lightbox=photoIndex0 You can find classrooms in your area to help.
If this week is hard for you, read this distraction: http://thebloggess.com/2017/01/19/this-week-is-hard-yall/ #cakestillexists
jennythebloggess - 3 days ago
Google is obsessed with my lady garden: http://thebloggess.com/2017/01/17/google-knows-me-better-than-i-know-myself/
Y'all? Just opened a letter from Project Night Night. Over $27k was donated to helping homeless kids during last month's James Garfield Miracle. I super love you guys.
jennythebloggess - 7 days ago
I did a DNA test and found out things I'm not sure I wanted to know: http://thebloggess.com/2017/01/13/looking-at-dna-from-someone-who-knows-absolutely-goddam-nothing/ #Icansmellyourpee
This week is hard, y’all. - yesterday
Hey. This week is full of angst and anxiety for a lot of us but I just want to tell you what I want to hear myself: It’s going to be okay. Whether you are protesting in the street or … Continue reading →
Google knows me better than I know myself. - 3 days ago
Last time I googled “Jenny Lawson likes” google auto-suggested “to fart for you” but those auto-suggestions change every few weeks based on what people are searching for so I thought I’d check to see what Google is thinking about me at the … Continue reading →
Looking at DNA from someone who knows absolutely goddam nothing. - 7 days ago
If you don’t do genealogy ignore this post. Also, I’m not a reporter so this is just a blog I wrote at lunch. Not a fact-checked news story. Please don’t ask me DNA questions because I don’t know what the … Continue reading →
Playing with toys. - 10 days ago
I’ve been making a lot of tiny models lately because when I’m feeling stressed I can focus on the tiny little world in my hands rather than the terrifying and sometimes overwhelming one outside. I usually make ferris wheels that I … Continue reading →
And that’s why you can’t trust vampires. - 13 days ago
So…yeah. PS. If this is confusing to you you should start here. Or just ignore. Totally up to you.
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