Jenny Lawson is an award-winning and hugely popular columnist and blogger her blog, www.thebloggess.com, receives 2-3 million page views every month and she has over 220,000 followers on Twitter. She has been called the funniest woman alive (by at least three people), one of the most progressive womens voices of our time (by an acclaimed feminist writer), and totally inappropriate (by Marie Claire). Jenny lives in Texas with her husband and daughter.
RT @GreatGothNinja: @TheBloggess It could be the attic vampires moving them.
by @TheBloggess - an hour ago
Not where I left them. Either Victor or Hailey are moving them at night to mess with me or I'm… https://t.co/f8m7h3VuPj
All kidding aside, I just went in the guest rom and all the dolls are in different positions. Victor & Hailey claim… https://t.co/PD4wCPmnkf
by @TheBloggess - yesterday
We do. Also, their souls, the bones of missing pets, and several lesser demons. - those dolls https://t.co/NLv7mAoKNN
Jenny Lawson lives with us now. She was delicious. - those creepy dolls
jennythebloggess - 2 days ago
I got some not great medical results and I suspect the diagnosis is probably vampires: http://thebloggess.com/2017/05/19/jenny-lawson-human-shish-kabob/
jennythebloggess - 3 days ago
Depression lies. Do not go gently. We need you. You will get through this. The crisis chatline has helped me before. I'm leaving it here if you need it: http://chat.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx
jennythebloggess - 4 days ago
Goddammit, Chris Cornell. No. You will be so damn missed : http://thebloggess.com/2017/05/18/goddamm-it-chris/
jennythebloggess - 5 days ago
Please help me have a better day. There's something good in it for you: http://thebloggess.com/2017/05/16/sometimes-the-only-way-out-is-through/
jennythebloggess - 6 days ago
My Facebook newsfeed ignores some friends altogether and shows me statuses from other people I'm not even friends with. And everything is always from "yesterday" or longer ago. Now I'm having the same problem on twitter. Is this the new normal?
Jenny Lawson: Human Shish Kabob - 2 days ago
So, if you’ve been following the crazy bullshit that is my body trying to kill me you already know that I’m on a ton of new meds to fix a ton of broken shit, but the newest update is that … Continue reading →
Goddammit, Chris. - 4 days ago
I’m sitting here at my computer, crying on my dog who is very confused about what has happened. What has happened is that Chris Cornell has died. It seems crazy to cry about someone you never met but he affected … Continue reading →
Sometimes the only way out is through. - 5 days ago
So, I got more medical bad news and it’s not the end of the world but it means lots more invasive tests and very soon I will write about it when I can find the humor in it (and there … Continue reading →
Mother’s Day is complicated. - 7 days ago
Mother’s Day is filled with conflicting emotions for a lot of us. I’m incredibly lucky that I have a mother who I adore. I’m enormously thankful that after lots of miscarriages and hundreds of injections I ended up with a small miracle … Continue reading →
I blame the rickets. - 10 days ago
I’m on day 7 of this mandatory low-carb, low-sugar diet-for-not-dying and everyone told me that I’d have the I-want-to-stab-everyone-carb-detox-flu for a few days, but then after that I’d have lots of energy and the cravings would lessen and they are right because … Continue reading →
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