Outspoken, opinionated, and never lost for words, Mark Kermode has carved out a career in print, radio, and television based entirely on the belief that The Exorcist is the greatest movie ever made and that the Pirates of the Caribbean films should be buried in a very deep hole where they can never bother anyone ever again.
We all have films that we love to hate and that we love to rant about. There are few that rant more concisely and cuttingly than trusted Observer film critic Mark Kermode. Here are five of his best one-liners; tell us yours and you could win a copy of his book Hatchet Job and ticke...
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Mark Kermode on the internet and being on the receiving end of bad reviews
Are you looking for trenchant opinion, historical analysis, personal prejudice and acerbic humour on films old and new from Observer film critic Mark Kermode? Look no further.
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