Released on 01 January 2015.

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I'd Rather be a Footballer

For ages 6-8
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Synopsis

This fantastic collection features all of Paul Cookson' s most popular poems, including 'Superman Dog', 'The Toilet Seat HasTeeth' and 'The Amazing Captain Concorde'!

SHORT VISIT, LONG STAY

The school trip was a special occasion

But we never reached our destination

Instead of the Zoo

I was locked in the loo

Of an M62 service station.