Kerry Wilkinson's tenth novel For Richer, For Poorer is out on 11 February 2016. We sat down with Kerry to find out how he would get away with murder...

What is your weapon of choice?  

A giant leg of lamb. Batter someone to death and eat the evidence.

What is your motive?  

Someone using their phone in a cinema. There’s no greater crime.

Where is the scene of the crime?  

The cinema.

Who is your accomplice?  

Any film-watching human being who considers phone use in cinemas to be a crime against humanity. 

Do you have a calling card?

Someone else’s actual calling card. Deflect the blame.