The best personal ads ever. EVER.

16 September 2014

These really need no introduction, other than to say they are a compendium of the oh-so-carefully crafted personal ads from the London Review of Books and far more entertaining than match.com.

Necker cube

Man of my dreams

What kind of animal are you

Henry VIII

Hypnotic

Match dot com

Muffins

Shepherd of love

Switzerland

Sexually, I'm more of a Switzerland

Sexually, I'm more of a Switzerland

 And there's plenty more where that came from in Sexually, I'm more of a Switzerland: Personal Ads from the London Review of Books, edited by David Rose, who has had the pleasure of managing the LRB's personal ads.

Organized into themes ('Mentally, I'm a size eight' and 'Forty years ago I was going to marry Elvis') and fully annotated, Sexually, I'm more of a Switzerland is the perfect gift for the man or woman in your life -- as well as single friends everywhere.

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