The Father's Book contains everything a modern dad needs in order to discharge his duties, and more. Includes:
* Top 10 excuses for forgetting your child's birthday
* An easy-to-use prep sheet for the dreaded 'facts of life' talk
* Rules for dancing in front of your kids
* Tips on steering your children into the right career. Sample hint: 'Doctors save lives. And even when they don't, they still get paid!'
* Post-natal abortion: your rights
* Grown-up kids? Bill them for their upbringing
A genuinely funny antidote to the usual tired Father’s Day gifts.