Match! Joke Book

If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Joke Book. The world's BEST footie joke book with 100s of epic jokes, from the makers of the UK's #1 footie magazine!

Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? Because he's not Messi!

Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul.

When is a footballer like...