Patty O'Furniture

Patty O'Furniture is the pseudonym of Arthur Fellowsnippe-Hopmyrtle, which is in turn the pseudonym of bestselling humour writer Bruno Vincent, co-author (with Jon Butler) of Do Ants Have Arseholes? And 101 Other Bloody Ridiculous Questions, as well as the author of A Christmas Carol II: Contagion, The Secret Diary of Mario Balotelli and The Vacant Casualty.