Rachel Hoffman, author of the practical, no-nonsense guide to sorting out your mess, Unf*ck Your Habitat, gives us some quick and simple spring cleaning tips to help keep your home tidy all year long.
1. Take pictures!
Your brain doesn’t always 'read' every thing that’s in a room when you look at it, but a picture will let you notice things you might have otherwise missed.
2. Open a window and stick anything musty outside.
Direct sunlight will clear up mustiness in almost anything. If something’s smelling a little musty and weird, just stick it outside for a few hours on a sunny day. (Make sure to bring everything back in before it rains or nature starts to have its way with your stuff.)
3. Start from the top and work your way down.
Dust falls, and the ﬂoor should be the last thing you clean.
4. Wash your damn dishes.
Gather up all dirty dishes and put them in a sinkful of hot soapy water to soak. If you have more than one sinkful of dishes, just get them all to the same general area. Wash the first sinkful of dishes and put them away. Repeat until you’re done.
5. Pick up all laundry.
Put clean clothes away and dirty clothes in the wash. Anything fabric that isn’t clothes and can go in the washing machine? Wash it.
6. Laundry and dishes have three steps: wash, dry, and put it away, goddammit.
Don’t consider the task complete until every thing is put away. Otherwise, you’ll find that clean clothes will live in definitely in the dryer or laundry basket, and clean dishes will take up space in the dish drainer or dishwasher until it’s time to turn them back into dirty dishes.
7. Start with the largest ﬂat surface (counter, table, etc.) and put everything away.
Take care not to just relocate the mess; instead, put things away in their proper homes. If something doesn’t have a home, ﬁnd one.
8. Is something in your fridge possibly gaining sentience?
Throw it out.
9. Pick up everything from the ﬂoor.
Start with the largest pile or worst area and keep working until the ﬂoor is clear of every thing that doesn’t belong there.
10. Do you have a vacuum?
Well, it’s not doing you any good just sitting there. Use it. Use it on anything you can: ﬂoors, walls, weird spaces under things. Don’t use it on your pets. They get cranky.
11. Change the batteries in your smoke detectors.
Fire is a terrible way of dealing with a mess.
12. The biggest step you can take is to just get started.
Even twenty minutes of work is a step in the right direction, and then later today or tomorrow or next week, you can do another 20/10, and another, and before you know it, you’ll be back on track towards getting your house hold chaos back under control.