'Comedy genius' David Walliams
'It's funny, but Peter Serafinowicz is the kind of funny person that funny people find funny' Simon Pegg
'Peter Serafinowicz is one of the funniest women in the world' Derren Brown
'I like to put my Shredded Wheat through my own shredder, just to be on the safe side.'
'Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.'
'Float like an octopus, sting like a clock' - Muhammad Dali
'Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite. Revolting.'
'I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient, until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.'