A Billion Jokes (Volume 1)

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'Comedy genius' David Walliams

'It's funny, but Peter Serafinowicz is the kind of funny person that funny people find funny' Simon Pegg

'Peter Serafinowicz is one of the funniest women in the world' Derren Brown

Jokes include:

'I like to put my Shredded Wheat through my own shredder, just to be on the safe side.'

'Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.'

'Float like an octopus, sting like a clock' - Muhammad Dali

'Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite. Revolting.'

'I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient, until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.'

About Peter Serafinowicz

Peter Serafinowicz is an actor, comedian, writer, voice artist and director. His credits include co-writing the cult TV show 'Look Around You' with Robert Popper; appearances in 'Spaced', 'Shaun of the Dead', 'Black Books' and 'I'm Alan Partridge', and playing the voice of Darth Maul in 'Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace'. Autumn 2012 sees him play the lead in 'Bad Sugar', the new sitcom from the creators of Peep Show, alongside Olivia Colman, Julia Davis and Reece Shearsmith. He has over 600,000 Twitter followers, putting him in the top 50 'Most Followed' British Twitter feeds in the world.

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