Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle

What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? 'Oh, look, a tin full of people!'

What do you do if you're too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan.

Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round.

What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz.

The time has come to find...