Sidesplitters: It's a Gas!

Macmillan

Ages 6-8
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10 May 2012
9781447225959
64 pages

Synopsis

Why did the alien take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Why are giraffes pleased they have such long necks?

Because their feet smell awful!

What do you get if you eat baked beans and onions?

Tear gas!